Quotes by Kevin Smith

“BRODIE:Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for SEGA.”

“AZRAEL:No pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater... than central air. ”

“Dont be afraid to do weird stuff, so long as you do it cheaply and cover everyones bets. Be bold. Be stupid, if you have to: so long as you dont hurt anybody, whats it matter how dopey your dream i...”

“Remember: It costs nothing to encourage an artist, and the potential benefits are staggering. A pat on the back to an artist now could one day result in your favorite film, or the cartoon you love ...”

“Controversial' as we all know, is often a euphemism for 'interesting and intelligent.”

“If you're alive, kick into drive. Chase whimsies. See if you can turn dreams into a way to make a living, if not an entire way of life.”

“Stopstop, thats the next generation of fans How dare you pass judgment on those 12-year-old girls who like vampires! They need to be encouraged because in six years theyll be 18-year-old girls who ...”

“Why do my movies make people feel so dead inside?”

“You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you. (As Silent Bob)”

“There's something to be said for failing. It's not the failure you feel, it's the failure that people project when something disappoints. You're back to ground zero, where there's no expectations, ...”

“The writer crafts their ideal world. In my world, everyone has really long conversations or just picks apart pop culture to death and everyone talks in monologue.”

“Everybody's got one killer story. It doesn't take talent to tell that story, it just takes experience.”

“I saw Richard Linklater's film 'Slacker' for my twenty-first birthday. That was the moment when it all seemed possible. This guy gave me hope.”

“So I know how I watch movies which is on my laptop, man. And that's how I suspect a lot of people do it.”

“You can have 10 bucks to 10 million bucks and if you got a crew, imagination and a lot of people willing to turn in some work next to nothing, you going to have a feature. But you can't get beyond ...”

“Don't bitch or punish the world: just create. Create something nobody's ever seen before and there is a good chance the world will notice you. Attacking teen girls on the internet is the saddest fo...”

“People always ask me if I hate the nuns. Do I make my movies extra dirty to piss them off? I always say no, that's not the point. To a Catholic, a movie is only dirty if it makes you want to have s...”

“AZRAEL:No pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater... than central air.”

“Don’t be afraid to do weird stuff, so long as you do it cheaply and cover everyone’s bets. Be bold. Be stupid, if you have to: so long as you don’t hurt anybody, what’s it matter how dopey your dre...”

“Stop…stop, that’s the next generation of fans… How dare you pass judgment on those 12-year-old girls who like vampires! They need to be encouraged because in six years they’ll be 18-year-old girls ...”