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“It's not like the Middle Ages, when you had the Church and the aristocracy keeping everything nice and stagnant.”
“The answer to enemies who heal annoyingly fast is always, always decapitation. That is why swords will never go out of style.”
“Peace be with you," I said, and as I turned to resume my journey with Coyote, I added under my breath, "and asskicking be with me.”
“The gods damn you, look what you've done! If I want to grow this back, I'll have to endure the most terrifying sex imaginable! Gaahhhhhhh!”
“No. See, when you throw up you're vomiting, but when you throw down you're starting a fight, as in throwing down the gauntlet.""Ohhhh," he said. "I thought you were speaking literally.""I do beg yo...”
