Quotes by Kensington Gore, Kensington Gore's Diary: Another Year Closer To Death

“You know, sex at seventy-six is getting very dangerous for my health ... since I live at seventy-nine!”

“The Brandy Diet is one of my personal favourites you dont lose any weight, but if you drink enough of the stuff then you neither care what you look like nor what people think of you. Also, if your...”

“The Brandy Diet is one of my personal favourites – you don’t lose any weight, but if you drink enough of the stuff then you neither care what you look like nor what people think of you. Also, if yo...”