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“You dont fuck with fate, Oz, because shell ass-rape you with no lube, wearing a spiked dildo.”
“You don’t fuck with fate, Oz, because she’ll ass-rape you with no lube, wearing a spiked dildo.”
“Write a little. Read a little. Dick around on the internet. Post something to Pinterest or Facebook. Text a friend. Write some more. Curse it because it's shit. Write some more. Repeat.”
“Writing is like giving yourself homework, really hard homework, every day, for the rest of your life. You want glamorous? Throw glitter at the computer screen.”
“Because seeing someones heart ripped out, presumably for the first time, is something a person should accept naturally, like finding out theres no Santa Clause.”
“Because seeing someone’s heart ripped out, presumably for the first time, is something a person should accept naturally, like finding out there’s no Santa Clause.”
