11 quotes found
“Kissing girls is easy, like breaking windows.”
“Having all the answers just means you've been asking boring questions.”
“I break into heterosexual houses so I can masturbate in their heterosexual kitchens”
“I can't believe he stabbed the guy. Eight years old. I'm the most irresponsible kidnapper ever.”
“It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty. I am gonna drink it through this crazy straw.”
“Wait," I say. "Aren't soulmates supposed to be perfect? What if you find yours and shes not a virgin, not even a girl? What if he's a fixer upper? What if he has an STD?”
“I think it would be cool if we wore suits while we committed these violent acts of retribution. Not fancy suits. No. Cheap suits that we won't mind ruining. Then if we're caught by the police, well...”
“There's something not quite Christian about it," Tony said. He sat back in his chair and looked up to where his Bible sat on the shelf. "I can't put my finger on why exactly, but it doesn't seem ri...”
“I love those dark moments in Peanuts. I love that they're in there, that Charles Schulz put the sad lonely bits of himself into the comic. I love the silliness too, the dancing Snoopy strips. The l...”
“She needs you, Dad," Julia says. "She has unfinished business in this world.""What is the matter with you?" Charlie asks his daughter. "Any sane person would have told me to go to the doctor. I'm s...”
“We are terrible for each other, and, yes, we are a disaster. But tell me your heart doesn't race for a hurricane or a burning building. I'd rather die terrified than live forever.”
