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“Caleb dumped me on my birthday,Before Id ordered an entre,What a dick! some might say!But dont you worry my little sheep,I am not sad and will not weep,For Caleb Jones is a cheat!He two-timed me wi...”
“One quick glance around the room and I realise that I have somehow stumbled into a wannabe serial killer convention. Every single person in the room looks as if they are concealing a weapon of some...”
“Caleb dumped me on my birthday,Before I’d ordered an entrée,“What a dick!” some might say!But don’t you worry my little sheep,I am not sad and will not weep,For Caleb Jones is a cheat!He two-timed ...”
