14 quotes found
“You're dead, son. Cheer is contraindicated.”
“Death is only frightening from the near side.”
“What the hell kind of Hell was this supposed to be?”
“Being here? With you? I've met my subconscious, and he's not that sick.”
“I sometimes give myself excellent advice. Occasionally, I even listen to it.”
“There should be a rule against your own inner monologue throwing around that much sarcasm.”
“Courage is about learning how to function despite the fear, to put aside your instincts to run or give in completely to the anger born from fear. Courage is about using your brain and your heart wh...”
“Pain isnt a lot of fun, at least not for most folks, but it is utterly unique to life. Pain physical, emotional, and otherwise is the shadow cast by everything you want out of life, the alternati...”
“It bothered me that he was right. Without Sir Stuart's intervention, I'd have been dead again already.That's right--you heard me: dead again already.I mean, come on. How screwed up is your life (af...”
“Epic sex?" I sputtered. "By what standards, precisely, is sex judged to be epic?""And tons and tons of mortal simps like you used as pawns." Bob sighed happily, ignoring my question. "There are no ...”
“Bob, would you be willing to take on Evil Bob?"Bob's eyes darted nervously. "I'd . . . prefer not to. I'd really, really prefer not to. You have no idea. That me was crazy. And buff. He worked out.”
“Seedy wasn't a fair description for the place, because seeds imply eventual regrowth and renewal.”
“There is no spoon.”
“Oh," the girl said, shaking her head. "Don't be so simple. People adore monsters. They fill their songs and stories with them. They define themselves in relation to them. You know what a monster is...”