9 quotes found
“The old Janey only drank cheap wine and light beer. The new Janey is classy, prefers cocktails, and even drinks alone.”
“I notice being noticed immediately Im a freeway goddess! In the past five minutes of gridlock, I have been checked out by a bald man in convertible Mustang, a cowboy in an F-150, and a body-builde...”
“I sneak quietly up the stairs and toward my door. Its not very late, but I dont want to arouse Cyclops Eye next door. Ive stopped looking as I walk past, but its difficult not to notice her window ...”
“He stares at me, not saying a word. I stare right back, lost in his eyes and determined to get my point across. If he wants to have a staring contest, hell lose, hands down. I know a good thing whe...”
“After a few more minutes of daydreaming about how fabulous I could become, I look down at the heading on my paper: Janey's Reinvention Plan. It appears lonely at the top of the page. I should proba...”
“I'm overweight, despise change, and rarely, if ever, initiate anything. Unlike my friends, Ive had no drama in my life which might qualify as box office material. If a little more drama came my way...”
“Professional is an apt definition for me, professional slouch, that is. I can be very professional at seeming to do work, but the real work is trying to do as little as possible, without getting ca...”
“I notice being noticed immediately – I’m a freeway goddess! In the past five minutes of gridlock, I have been checked out by a bald man in convertible Mustang, a cowboy in an F-150, and a body-buil...”
“I sneak quietly up the stairs and toward my door. It’s not very late, but I don’t want to arouse Cyclops Eye next door. I’ve stopped looking as I walk past, but it’s difficult not to notice her win...”
