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“I know what you're thinking. How the hell does this broke ass piece of trailer trash know words like caveat, right? Well guess what? I've read every single book on the New York Times list of 'Top 1...”
“Around eighth grade Margot started getting really sensitive about her weight, even though she wasnt remotely fatjust a little round-faced. So Margot did what any normal fourteen-year-old girl would...”
“God damn, I wish I could fast-forward time and be old and wrinkly. How awesome would that be? No more worrying about getting ogled by douche bags like Trent Gibson, or getting all hormonal and both...”
“See, the thing is, I had a little misunderstanding with Trent Gibson in Pre-Calculus earlier. I dropped my textbook on his faceaccidentally, while we were discussing someequationsand he thought I w...”
“When Grant Blue reaches me, he bends his head down close enough that I can smell the soap and promise on his skin. Clean living and popularityIts quite the aftershave, let me tell you. If Im being ...”
“I know what you're thinking. ‘How the hell does this broke ass piece of trailer trash know words like caveat,’ right? Well guess what? I've read every single book on the New York Times list of 'Top...”
