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“I once took a city with five men and a lame goat. If I can do that, you can convince the necromancers to pledge themselves to you. Do this or die.”
“So far I had the god of evil and the god of terror on my side. My good-guy image was taking a serious beating. Maybe I should recruit some unicorns or kittens with rainbow powers to even us out.”
“Yes, Curran said. Wed like you to officiate.Im sorry?Wed like you to marry us, I said.Romans eyes went wide. He pointed to himself. Me?Yes, Curran said.Marry you?Yes.You do know what I do, right?Ye...”
“He plugged the phone into the outlet.It rang. Roman stared at it as if it were a viper. The phone rang again. He unplugged it. There. It cant be that bad, I told him. Oh, its bad. Roman nodded. My ...”
