25 quotes found
“If the shoe fits, buy another one just like it.”
“Because we were a poor area, the school had a small budget and was unable to teach the second half of the alphabet.”
“I read that Monica Seles got stabbed. And although I have nothing against Monica Seles, I'm glad somebody in sports got stabbed. I like the idea of it; it's good entertainment. If we're lucky, it'l...”
“Sports fans eat shit.”
“TOMORROW IS ANOTHER DAY. Not true. Today is another day. We have no idea what tomorrow is going to be. It might turn out to be another day, but we can't be sure. If it happens, I'll be the first to...”
