“Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.”

“All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will have a husband some day.”

“You never realize what a good memory you have until you try to forget something.”

“Experience enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.”

“Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.”

“Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.”

“Anyone who is willing to work and is serious about it will certainly find a job. Only you must not go to the man who tells you this, for he has no job to offer and doesn't know anyone who knows of ...”

“Choose your counsel, company and companions wisely: beware seeking wise words of advice from a fool or expecting informed opinions or decisions from the ignorant.”

“If you find it difficult to get along with your boss, try to reason with him and talk through your differences. If that doesn't work, drive him to suicide and take over the company.”

“I pretend to give gifts that people pretend to be gifts so that I can pretend that I gave something that actually cost me something. And what pretending or this sort gives me is the gift of a prete...”

“Words rich in meaning can be cheap in sound effects.”

“Whatever you want is behind the mountain of struggles. Nothing great comes with ease.”

“Talk like an ambassador (Eph 4:29-30). 1)Consider the person ("only what is helpful for building others up")2) Consider the problem ("according to their needs")3) Consider the process ("that it may...”

“Talk is cheap when your words have no value.”

“My biggest failure is I have too many to talk about.”