151 quotes found
“If the colour of life turns grey turn the palette the other way”
“If you count sheep before you go to sleep, are you barrrrr'd from dreams?”
“When an artist friend of mine explained she was working her way up the creative ladder, I asked if she would kindly paint the front of my house on the way up.”
“Never worry if youre excluded from the circle, sometimes its full of squares.”
“Always walk as if youre running late, its healthier.”
“Save time, worry about everything all at once!”
“If its taking to long to get up the career ladder, get a career lift.”
“Everyones face is odd, because we only get one.”
“When the loneliest place on earth is in your mind, move out!”
“When you can't think clearly, climb to the top of your thoughts”
“Sometimes you can miss the boat and find a new life.”
“Always think in circles to get your ideas around”
“I've never been thrown out of a pub, but I've fallen into quite a few”
“The more you give the less your poor”
“Avoid the stage of old age sit in the audience, it's all the rage”
“Great songs don't grow on trees, yet lots of songs have been written on great trees”
“It's good to let your mind wonder, as long as you know where it's going”
“When you've got everything and think you've got nothing you've actually got less”
“In the big scheme of things, its the little things that matter”
“If you find yourself cutting corners, go in a circle instead”
