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“When you’re a professional athlete, you get paid millions of dollars for doing something that’s not only fun, but also physical and badass. You have fans: pathetic people without their own lives or...”
“I make 2+2=5, and I get to keep the remaining 1 that’s not really there. I truly am a Master of the Universe. I don’t just do “God’s work,” as our CEO once put it, it’s more like I’ve actually beco...”
“Alphas, like Scarface, can be drug dealers, but it’s still a little grimy.”
“There’s a reason why the Super Bowl is watched way more than the NBA Finals and World Series.”
“While yes, it’s good to have a fair amount of haters, it’s not good to have them on the street, where their anonymity can let them slip away without serious repercussions if they slight you, and th...”