64 quotes found
“Wit has truth in it wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.”
“Belief in form but disbelief in content - that's what makes an aphorism charming.”
“At their wits' end.”
“Avoid witticisms at the expense of Others.”
“True wit is nature to advantage dress'd What oft was thought but ne'er so well expressed.”
“Great men may jest with saints 'tis wit in them But in the less foul profanation.”
“If it's me against 48 I feel sorry for the 48.”
“If the camel once gets his nose in a tent his body will soon follow.”
“If you laid every economist in the country end to end you would still not reach a conclusion.”
“Wit is the lowest form of humor.”
“Wit beyond measure is man’s greatest treasure.”
“Wit beyond measure is man’s greatest treasure.”
“I hope to return. I’ll do so if I’m not killed. Probably will anyway.”
“Men never think their fortunes too great nor their wit too little.”
“The wit makes fun of other persons the satirist makes fun of the world the humorist makes fun of himself.”
“Too caustic? To hell with cost we'll make the picture anyhow. Every director bites the hand that lays the golden egg. We have all passed a lot of water since then.”
“When I appear in public people expect me to neigh grind my teeth paw the ground and swish my tail - none of which is easy.”
“If you want to be witty work on your character and say what you think on every occasion.”