260 quotes found
“I can count the number of dates I've had on one hand. I wish that guys would approach me but they don't.”
“When you step on the first tee it doesn't matter what you look like. ... It doesn't help your 5-iron if you're pretty.”
“For years I stopped reading beauty magazines because I couldn't look at one without wanting to blow my brains out. How can those women look so good?”
“Each time I get off a plane in Hollywood I don't think I'm pretty enough.”
“Frankly I like the fact that I no longer fit the young beauty type-people take me more seriously now.”
“You know how many stunning women told me they can't stand a good-looking man? ... Women feel secure with an ugly guy because a man in bad shape isn't gonna cheat.”
“Outstanding beauty like outstanding gifts of any kind tends to get in the way of normal emotional development and thus of that particular success in life which we call happiness.”
“A full bosom is actually a millstone around a woman's neck. ... [Breasts] are not parts of a person but lures slung around her neck to be kneaded and twisted like magic putty or mumbled and mouth...”
“Plain women know more about men than beautiful ones do.”
“People are crying up the rich and variegated plumage of the peacock and he is himself blushing at the sight of his ugly feet.”
“I'm walking insecurity. Without all this makeup I look like a refugee when I get up in the morning.... I generally look like one major bowwow. I mean arf.”
“Guys think that if a girl is pretty she's automatically going to say no. Most of the guy's I've gone out with I've had to make it completely obvious that I'd like them to ask me out. Or I've had...”
“I think if I weren't so beautiful maybe I'd have more character.”
“Not many people ask me out.”
“The striking point about our model family is not simply the compete-compete consume-consume style of life it urges us to follow. The striking point in the face of all the propaganda is how few A...”
“I murmured because I had no shoes until I met man who had no feet.”
“Comparison more than reality makes men happy or wretched.”
“The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. The poverty-stricken man makes the same mistake about the rich man.”
“If you compare yourself with others you may become vain or bitter for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself.”
“Enjoy your own life without comparing it with that of another.”
