Quotes by Kevin James

“Right and wrong matters little when survival matters most.”

“You can't spend months insulting almost every group imaginable and then expect everyone to suddenly sing kumbaya together.”

“If you are not learning, you are not living.”

“The moon, almost full, shines high in the sky in front of me. I roll down the window and rest my arm on top of the door frame. The night air blowing in softly through the open window feels cool on ...”

“We speed through the streets past modern buildings and ancient architecture. Gazing through the taxi window Rome becomes a wet painting someone has wiped a hand across.”

“I write flawed characters. Ones that do not always make the best decisions and are driven by ambition or lust. They are not black or white, they are in the large space that exists between.”

“Yeah, I write Urban Fantasy, but its more like Die Hard or Indiana Jones with Fairies, Mummies and a Vampire who uses guns more than his teeth.”

“If you're not writing, you're wronging.”

“Hope distracts you from pain - it's pain with red lipstick on to seduce you.”

“When my dad was young he shot marbles. When I was young I played Marble Madness on my Nintendo Entertainment System.”

“Think first. Think twice. Think again. Respect others. Respect yourself. Respect dreams.”

“The foolishness of chasing the moon ached my heart. I was stuck between the moon and the shore and surrounded by an empty sea.”

“Writing is like painting a painting. Layer over layer over layer.”

“Her honey-blonde hair is strewn across her face as she sways her head. Shes working a red sequined bikini separated by a tan, flat stomach, and a butterfly tattoo resting on her left hip. Her legs ...”

“It's always cool to meet people who can do things that you have no capacity to do.”

“There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.”

“Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.”

“I had my boy in Boston on Easter Sunday. That kills me, from a sports perspective. He's a Boston baby and I'm a New York guy.”

“Teachers have a chance to mold someone, inspire them. I hope all teachers realize that.”

“As American as an apple is and as American as baseball is, they don't go together. You can't be chewing an apple at a baseball game. You've got to let go of the diet that day.”