“Okay, so, sometimes in life, I can be a score-keeper - someone who keeps track of what he gives and what he gets in return. An annoying quality, to say the least, and I'm sure my wife has your symp...”

“I just recently joined Twitter. It's very positive - I love all the accolades. If my ego is hurting, I can just open my Twitter account and see 'Oh, I love you! I love the show!' and it's great. I'...”

“You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.”

“There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.”

“I don't eat fast food, but I can't live without pizza.”