10,078 quotes found
“If life was fair Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.”
“No matter how rich you become how famous or powerful when you die the size of your funeral will still pretty much depend on the weather.”
“Life is like a B-movie. You don't want to leave in the middle of it but you don't want to see it again.”
“If you don't go to people's funerals they won't come to yours.”
“St. Teresa of Avila described our life in this world as like a night in a second-class hotel.”
“If your time hasn't come not even a doctor can kill you.”
“I know a man who gave up smoking drinking sex and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself.”
“After the game the king and pawn go into the same box.”
“All men should strive to learn before they die what they are running from and to and why.”
“And how am I to face the odds of man's bedevilment and God's? I a stranger and afraid in a world I never made.”
“I like life. It's something to do. Somewhere on this globe every 10 seconds there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.”
“Clay lies still but blood's a rover Breath's a ware that will not keep Up lad when the journey's over There'll be time enough to sleep.”
“Don't do things to not die do things to enjoy living. The by-product may be not dying.”
“Give me neither poverty nor riches feed me with food convenient for me.”
“I try to take one day at a time but sometimes several days attack me at once.”
“If there is another world he lives in bliss If there is none he made the best of this.”
“If way to the Better there be it exacts a full look at the Worst.”
“If you won't be better tomorrow than you were today then what do you need tomorrow for?”
“In the morning a man walks with his whole body in the evening only with his legs.”
“Is not this the true romantic feeling - not to desire to escape life but to prevent life from escaping you.”
