68 quotes found
“Alive ridiculous and dead forgot?”
“Apparently he was not the sharpest quill on the porcupine if you get my drift.”
“Cheap? If he was at the Last Supper he would have asked for separate checks!”
“I've just learned about his illness let's hope it's nothing trivial.”
“After a year of therapy my psychiatrist said to me "Maybe life isn't for everyone."”
“Some people can carry a tune but they seem to stagger under the load.”
“Every word she writes is a lie including and and the.”
“If he can remember so many jokes With all the details that mold them Why can't he recall with equal skill All the times he told them!”
