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“Well helloooo, Big Ben,” Tim purred, still holding Ben’s hand in his. “It’s mighty neighborly of you to drop by. If you’re ever in need of some sugar, feel free to knock on my back door. I’d be hap...”
“This is Doctor Norton. Who's calling?""Step N’Wolfe- the owner of the Emerald Cascade Ranch on Green Valley Road. I have a horse in labor and the baby's already coming out of the horse's ass.""You ...”
“You’re the perfect combination of everything that makes me horny.”
“I already know you´re gay" he said. "You don´t even know what that means.""It means you love Sarah.”
“Baby, you’re so much of a woman, you turn me off when I hold you.”
“If some people are “outed,” are other people “inned”? Can we say that someone has been “besided” or “overed”?”
“But my point is, homosexual is genetic. ‘Gay’ is a choice. ‘Gay’ is the admitting to yourself that you are not only homosexual, but you embrace it. You find joy in it. You’re thankful for it!”
“Chomie' is South African homosexual men’s unofficial name.”
“Seriously. Who needed a real lover when you had a handsome, affectionate man who adored you, put a beautiful house over your head, gave you a great job, lavished you with fabulous clothes, shoes, p...”