13 quotes found
“Wow. What'd he do to deserve that? Rescue orphans from a burning building? If so, you might want to make sure he didn't set the building on fire in the first place.”
“Too bad. Family members hit you by accident. Psychopathic whores tend to come back for more.”
“This isn't a Christmas special! This is my life. In the real world, miracles and goodness just don't happen.”
“He'd barely seen me coming, and despite the horribleness of what I'd just done, I kind of wished one of my instructors had been there to grade me on such an awesome performance.”
“Good God. Men everywhere.”
“Malicious or not, strong leaders always attracted followers”
“You're the social one." - Lissa Dragomir”
