26 quotes found
“Everything you’re telling me was just a story, and now it’s real.”
“Grabbing someone’s ass doesn’t count as capturing them!”
“Oh, you’re hardly one to talk. Look where ogling a man got you.”
“You didn’t make her sue you, even if you did punch her at that wedding.”
“No one ever said you can’t have world dominance and a little romance too.”
“Don’t pinch that guy’s ass. He’s a leprechaun.”
