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“You could have agreed to disagree,” Megan argued. “Then you could kiss and make up. That could be fun.”
“A country road, a gravel road, is a sign of civilization, sure, but it’s just a farm, an easy conquest. Iron means a stronghold, people who can defend what’s theirs.”
“You can’t have it both ways. Either I’m Irish and can talk, or I’m a man and I can’t.”
“Mr. Jennings is the one who trapped the fairies here to begin with. If they’re back and wandering around, if they’re loose, then, well, it’s not good.”
“That’s not Eire. Everyone always thinks that, but we’re not shamrocks and wee men. You should know the difference.”
“Murphy didn’t appear to notice my chagrin, but instead pulled up the hem of his long-sleeved tee to wipe at his face. Since he flashed his sculpted abdominals right at me, I grew hot and flushed. I...”
“Now, where had I heard drinking and brawling before? Oh right, Ashley’s father. Well, I wasn’t doing that again.”
“It was easy to imagine he’d just rolled out of bed and then it was easy to imagine him in bed and I wasn’t going there.”
“Take some advice from an old farmer. You’re in business now. Take the money. You’d be amazed at how many don’t want to pay.”
“My father laughed. "The magic of Summer," he said, "is unlike anything else. Imagine life, fertility, laughter, joy, ripening fruits and the smell of fresh bread baking in the morning. That is Summ...”
“You think us fairies don’t understand sarcasm? We invented sarcasm.”
“If you’re not good, I’ll burn your—”“Yeah, I know.” MeShack strolled to his bedroom. “You’ll burn my balls off.”
“There’s no way to stand up gracefully when your pants are down around your ankles.”
“You tell me the dead are coming through a crack in my barn, but I shouldn’t worry?”
“Turns out there’s a reason smoking is not allowed on construction sites.”
“Maybe you’re worried that I won’t seduce you?”
“Elvis is in the kitchen and he’s making eggs Benedict!”
“I’ve worked with freshmen that were easier than this.”
“When the first baby laughed for the first time the laugh broke into a million pieces and they all went skipping about. That was the beginning of fairies.”
“Fairies black grey green and white You moonshine revellers and shades of night.”