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“A small hole in his shirt revealed a gooey red blob right in the meaty part above his armpit, blood pouring from the wound. It hurt. It hurt bad. If hed thought his headache downstairs had been tou...”
“One of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror. ”
“I think war is a dangerous place.”
“War is not nice.”
“I collect my thoughts, I choose my words, Whenever I decide to talk to you.But...I feel like a dumb, without a tongue,Whenever I reach in front of you.I wonder why it happens to me?even when my fee...”
“Idiots are of two kinds: those who try to be smart and those who think they are smart.”
“The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century.”
“I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.”
“I dont know how a reporter would ever understand a politician. Your job is supposed to be about finding the truth and enlightening people. Right? A politicians job is about hiding the truth and foo...”
“Ours is an overpopulated, under educated, shithole in the throes of mass extinctions - it's a wonderful world.”
“There are cameras nowadays that have been developed to tell the difference between a squirrel and a bomb.”
“Every month that we do not have an economic recovery package 500 million Americans lose their jobs”
“What a waste it is to lose one's mind.Or not to have a mind. How true that is.”
“Why are free spirits always so fucking dumb?”
“Look at Jessica Simpson. She's famous for being dumb. I guess it started with Marylyn Monroe, and she actually wasn't that dumb, but that's how she was perceived - and that's what got popular.”
“I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.”
“Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.”
“I think there's a difference between ditzy and dumb. Dumb is just not knowing. Ditzy is having the courage to ask!”
“Hollywood has the idea that movies have to be dumb. But especially movies for or about teenagers have to be really dumb!”
“Bobby Knight told me this: 'There is nothing that a good defense cannot beat a better offense.' In other words a good offense wins.”
