Quotes by Jessica Simpson

“Platypus? I thought it was pronounced platymapus. Has it always been pronounced platypus?”

“Twenty-three is old. It's almost 25, which is like almost mid-20s.”

“People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it's because you're sweating to death.”

“My family is my life, and I'll never lose that.”

“It's not fair that women look in the mirror and feel disgust because of what society has made them believe.”

“Motherhood is a dream. It really is absolutely amazing.”

“I think Angelina Jolie has done amazing, amazing things, and the international adoption rate just since her has skyrocketed. It's unbelievable.”

“Weight Watchers is not intimidating. It's not a diet. It's a lifestyle.”

“I think there's a difference between ditzy and dumb. Dumb is just not knowing. Ditzy is having the courage to ask!”

“A marriage doesn't have to be perfect, but you can be perfect for each other.”

“I want to do the romantic comedies. You know, the stuff that Meg Ryan and Julia Roberts or Reese Witherspoon would choose, of course.”

“I don't ever really feel that wearing my wedding ring is what determines me being married or not.”

“My dad takes care of me as a manager and as a dad. That's his job, you know, to take care of me. He has my best interests at heart.”

“I love watching people's dreams come true.”

“Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it… it says Chicken... by the Sea.”

“A little bit is not that much to ask to ay things right.”

“The real me is a southern girl with her Levis on and an open heart. Wish I could save the world, like I was super girl.”