“Fight the fairies! You fight those fairies!”

“On Thursdays we're Teddy Bear Doctors”

“You think you're funny? I think I'm adorable.”

“Dad had this story. A Marine and a Navy guy walk into a bathroom together. They both take a piss, and then sailor goes to the sink. The Marine heads for the door, and the sailor says, "Hey- in the ...”

“Your half-caf, double vanilla latte is getting cold over here, Francis.”

“Oh my god! Madison, what is with you and non-human guys?”

“Hey, hey, just a little scare. Said Nico, backing away from a very guarded Katty. Gotta get used to those if your going to be a Vampire. Just wanted to see if you were on your game. As far as I can...”

“Oh God, Jenna said, will you shut up and kiss me before I change my mind?”