46 quotes found
“We often forgive those who bore us but can't forgive those whom we bore.”
“Boredom turns a man to sex a woman to shopping and it drives newscasters berserk.”
“Blessed is the man who having nothing to say refrains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.”
“Almost all human affairs are tedious. Everything is too long. Visits dinners concerts plays speeches pleadings essays sermons are too long. Pleasure and business labour equally under this defect or...”
“Society is now one polished horde Formed of two mighty tribes the Bores and Bored.”
“He says a thousand pleasant things - But never says "Adieu"”