“He says a thousand pleasant things - But never says "Adieu"”

“Old Care has a mortgage on every estate And that's what you pay for the wealth that you get.”

“Old Care has a mortgage on every estate And that's what you pay for the wealth that you get.”

“Tenacity bores failure.”

“Social media: a fine tool for radicalised idiots to find each other, a promised land for the pub bores and Champ Man anoraks of the nation.”

“He is an old bore even the grave yawns for him.”