842 quotes found
“If you bring forth what is within you what you bring forth will save you. If you do not bring forth what is within you what you do not bring forth will destroy you.”
“There is a good deal too strange to be believed nothing is too strange to have happened.”
“If only God would give me a clear sign like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.”
“Heaven goes by favor if it went by merit you would stay out and your dog would go in.”
“A church is a hospital for sinners not a museum for saints.”
“When something good happens it's a miracle and you should wonder what God is saving up for you later.”
“The Bible tells us to love our neighbors and also to love our enemies probably because they are generally the same people.”
“When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord in his wisdom didn't work that way. So I just stole one and asked him to forgive me.”
“If I could only see one miracle just one miracle. Like a burning bush or the seas part or my uncle Sasha pick up a check.”
“If there's a God why are there such things as famine and The Jerry Springer Show.”
“The first Sunday I sang in the church choir two hundred people changed their religion.”
“If you can't be kind at least be vague.”
“God created man and then woman but the atheist created himself.”
“It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me it's the parts that I do understand.”
“A New England conscience doesn't keep you from doing anything it just keeps you from enjoying it.”
“A Puritan is a person who lives in the fear that someone somewhere may be having a good time.”
“There was never law or sect or opinion did so much magnify goodness as the Christian religion doth.”
“His religion at best is an anxious wish - like that of Rebelais a great Perhaps.”
“Men will wrangle for religion write for it fight for it die for it anything but - live it.”
“Religion if in heavenly truths attired Needs only to be seen to be admired.”
