956 quotes found
“I almost never respect men. They're like flowers -- all show, a lot of color and lust. You pick them and throw them on the ground.”
“don't sulk. you're acting just like a man.”
“Men never understand what honor is, though they're always talking about it”
“The only monsters I have ever known were men.”
“men are so conceited they’ll believe anything that flatters them”
“No more men. I swear it. They’re nothing but trouble. Them, and their damned penises.”
“Men... No matter how unappealing, each of them imagines he is somehow worthy.”
“Men are all the same. Novelty amongst themselves displeases and upsets them – but if the novelty is wearing a skirt, they go crazy f”
“The Y Chromosome, organized religion and money are the roots of all evil.”
“You’re a guy. It’s typical for your sex to want to conquer every eligible girl you see.”
“Commuter - One who spends his life in riding to and from his wife a man who shaves and takes a train and then rides back to shave again.”
“Eve left Adam to meet the Devil in private.”
“I should like to see any kind of a man distinguishable from a gorilla that some good and even pretty woman could not shape a husband out of.”
“It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife.”
“Men are made by nature unequal. It is vain therefore to treat them as if they were equal.”
“That all men are equal is a proposition to which at ordinary times no sane individual has ever given his assent.”
“When women go wrong men go right after them.”
“If men and women are to understand each other to enter into each other's nature with mutual sympathy and to become capable of genuine comradeship the foundation must be laid in youth.”
“A man's idee in a card game is war- crool devastatin' and pitiless. A lady's idee iv it is a combynation iv larceny embezzlement an' burglary.”
“What is most beautiful in virile men is something feminine what is most beautiful in feminine women is something masculine.”
