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“This is the part in the movie where that guy says, "Zombies? What zombies?" just before they eat his brains. I don't want to be that guy.”
“You know, surprisingly, they don't sell a lot of brains in the local 24-hour grocery store around the corner from my house.”
“The website didn't say how much brains--or even how many--I should eat, only that I should eat them in 48 hours OR ELSE. Why doesn't anyone pay attention to details anymore? Would it be so hard to ...”
“Let me first talk about our brains as a personal radio telescope. Let me talk first about its wonderful built-in wiring for tuning out the static of our civilization in order to better tune in its ...”
“High magic requires a great clarity of thought, you see, and women's talents do not lie in that direction. Their brains tend to overheat.”
“Pooh hasn't much Brain, but he never comes to any harm. He does silly things and they turn out right. There's Owl. Owl hasn't exactly got Brain, but he Knows Things. He would know the Right Thing t...”
“And she's got brains enough for two, which is the exact quantity the girl who marries you will need.”
“Any ape can reach for a banana, but only humans can reach for the stars.”
“Don’t fight with your enemy’s brains, fight with his heart”
“The first rule of discovery is to have brains and good luck. The second rule of discovery is to sit tight and wait till you get a bright idea.”
“He kept seeing the brains dribbling down the wallpaper. It wasn’t the killing that stayed on his mind, it was the spilled talent. A lifetime of honing and shaping torn apart in less than a second. ...”
