“You wearing a thigh sheath?Now what would be the sense of wearing just one? I have two thighs.”

“Mychael said the rocks not affecting you, and from what Im seeing Im inclined to agree.I beg to differ.Feeling evil? Justinius asked.No.Having an urge to overthrow governments, kill thousands?No an...”

“Whoever said ignorance is bliss must have died a horrible death with a really surprised look on his face.”

“Vegard and Riston's job today was to guard and protect me. And considering that I was in a tower room in the Guardians' citadel, it looked like a pretty plum assignment. I mean, how much trouble co...”

“You wearing a thigh sheath?”“Now what would be the sense of wearing just one? I have two thighs.”

“I just had his hand in a vise,” I protested indignantly. “It wasn’t like I had a dagger in his ribs. ‘Hand in a vise’ is simple assault or, in my case, self-defense. ‘Dagger in the ribs’ is attempt...”

“You wearing a thigh sheath?Now what would be the sense of wearing just one? I have two thighs.”

“Mychael said the rocks not affecting you, and from what Im seeing Im inclined to agree.I beg to differ.Feeling evil? Justinius asked.No.Having an urge to overthrow governments, kill thousands?No an...”

“Mychael Eiliesor. Guardian paladin, sacred protector, master spellsinger, fashion consultant.”

“If you want romance, fuck a journalist.”

“That's the thing with keeping up appearances, Rose; people will do anything to get one and anything to keep one.”

“I had never seen the end of day and the beginning of the night greet each other. We were caught in the loveliness between the two. A House Like a Lotus”