“If a woman were about to proceed to her execution she would demand a little time to perfect her toilet.”

“Man arrives as a novice at each age of his life.”

“Do not suppose opportunity will knock twice at your door.”

“The public! the public! How many fools does it take to make up a public?”

“Society is composed of two great classes: those who have more dinners than appetite and those who have more appetite than dinners.”

“A woman is like your shadow follow her she flies fly from her she follows.”

“The ego lusts for satisfaction. It has a prideful ferocious appetite for its version of "truth". It is the most challenging aspect to conquer; the cause for most spiritual turmoil.”

“We should set our goals; then learn to control our appetites. Otherwise, we will lose ourselves in the confusion of the world.”

“In one of the largest surveys of its kind to date, nearly 30,000 women told researchers at the University of Cincinnati College of Medicine that they'd rather lose weight than attain any other goal...”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”