“Society is composed of two great classes-- those who have more dinners than appetite, and those who have more appetite than dinners.”

“If a woman were about to proceed to her execution she would demand a little time to perfect her toilet.”

“Do not suppose opportunity will knock twice at your door.”

“The public! the public! How many fools does it take to make up a public?”

“Society is composed of two great classes: those who have more dinners than appetite and those who have more appetite than dinners.”

“A woman is like your shadow follow her she flies fly from her she follows.”

“It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.”

“If I am going to be drownedif I am going to be drownedif I am going to be drowned, why, in the name of the seven mad gods who rule the sea, was I allowed to come thus far and contemplate sand and t...”

“I'm an Earth ecstatic, and my creed is simple: All life is sacred, life loves life, and we are capable of improving our behavior toward one another. As basic as that is, for me it's also tonic and ...”