“The day the Dragon chooses a male virgin instead of a female as his yearly sacrifice, the entire kingdom erupts into mass protests and anger.”

“When Sleeping Beauty wakes up, the whole palace is upset. You must go back to sleep, her mother tells her, Its not time. From what she understands, the Prince hasnt come to rescue her yet.”

“The next morning, boom! She found herself waking in bed next to the handsome, rogue-supporting character of her favourite novel. Out of the blue, Mary Sue was inside the #1 bestseller, epic fantasy...”

“When the Lilliputian family of the Pequenos migrated to Gullivers land of the Man Mountains, they expected to encounter many strange issues while settling in. What Mrs Pequenos didnt anticipate was...”

“Today, Mihir stopped a bomb from killing the Tahitian President but not from shattering his own collar bone. So, he is now in the operating chamber, undergoing his 250th reconstruction. The nurses ...”

“Ive always wondered about your name, Misha said to Hijja while scraping a bit of space gunk from the window of their spaceship.”

“If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.”

“Sometimes you know you've got a chance with a girl because she wants to fight with you. If the world wasn't so messed up, it wouldn't be like that. If the world was normal, a girl being nice to you...”

“Smirking, he says, "Whatever spell you just tried to cast on me, it didn't work, so I think you need to go back to Hogwarts.”

“Some call us unnatural or demons, but that doesnt change the fact that we too were human once. We have feelings; we feel pain and there is no shame in wanting to live.”

“What a waste. The woman sighed and moved away. Looking at Victoria, she rubbed her thumb and forefinger together absently. Burn him. Slowly. From the inside out.”

“Something about her reached me on a deeper level than I had ever experienced and it was frightening. It was exciting. It was dangerous.”