“Love didn't grow very well in a place where there was only fear”

“Maybe he sells fear because he's got nothing else to sell.”

“The place where you made your stand never mattered. Only that you were there...and still on your feet.”

“The Lord is my shepherd. I shall not want for nothing. He makes me lie down in the green pastures. He greases up my head with oil. He gives me kung-fu in the face of my enemies. Amen”

“That wasn't any act of God. That was an act of pure human fuckery.”

“You couldn't not like someone who liked the guitar.”

“If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.”

“Sometimes you know you've got a chance with a girl because she wants to fight with you. If the world wasn't so messed up, it wouldn't be like that. If the world was normal, a girl being nice to you...”

“Smirking, he says, "Whatever spell you just tried to cast on me, it didn't work, so I think you need to go back to Hogwarts.”