“We scarified a mosquito. I bet that's what did it. It was probably a virgin too.”

“Bonnie, believe in me. Ill save you.I remember how to fly.”

“It doesn't matter if you can't say it right now. I'll say it for both of us. And someday you'll learn.”

“Bonnie, believe in me. I’ll save you.I remember how to fly.”

“If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.”

“Sometimes you know you've got a chance with a girl because she wants to fight with you. If the world wasn't so messed up, it wouldn't be like that. If the world was normal, a girl being nice to you...”

“Smirking, he says, "Whatever spell you just tried to cast on me, it didn't work, so I think you need to go back to Hogwarts.”