“He's turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he's miserable and depressed.”

“Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally.”

“Love is staying up all night with a sick child - or a healthy adult.”

“Diplomacy, n. is the art of letting somebody else have your way.”

“Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home.”

“Hello, good evening and welcome.”

“Let us dream of tomorrow where we can truly love from the soul, and know love as the ultimate truth at the heart of all creation.”

“Pride be damned, we do what must be done to survive.”

“I'd love to do comedy. And I think I have a pretty good sense of comic thing, so I'd really like to try that.”