“Despite my ghoulish reputation, I really have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk.”

“The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.”

“Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.”

“why do we personify time? Is it because were afraid to admit that our lives are measured by an abstract force that neither knows nor cares about our entry into existence? Or our departure into deat...”

“Evil exists everywhere. Sometimes I think our limited senses are designed to protect us from awareness of its presence. We trust them to provide us with knowledge but it may be that they block out ...”

“Horror is the removal of masks.”