When Sharon Stone asks you to do something, you just just do it. If Sharon Stone asked me to eat her poo, I'd be like yeah, what's a good time for you?.(Pretending to eat poo) This is really good poo Sharon, thanks.(To the audience) Stop picturing it...........and come back!
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Kathy Griffin was a contemporary American comedian and actress. Kathleen Mary Griffin is an American comedian and actress who has starred in television series, comedy specials and has released multiple comedy albums. In 2007 and 2008, Griffin won Primetime Emmy Awards for her reality show Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List. Read more on Wikipedia →

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