“I was raised right I talk about people behind their backs. It's called manners.”

“It always pisses me off when Im calling in to some Morning Zoo radio show to promote God-only-knows whatprobably this book, so get ready, Im cominwhen the DJ actually tries to convince me that ther...”

“A lot of people come up here and they thank Jesus for this award. I want you to know that no one had less to do with this award than Jesus. He didn't help me a bit. If it was up to him, Cesar Milla...”

“Of course, Ive told Jesus to suck it, too, which earned me a certain measure of notoriety, because you have to make fun of any religion that would let you have sixteen kids and say its Gods will.”

“So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it.”

“Another example of getting flack from the boys is what happened when Jack Black dumped me. Thats right. I fucked Jack Black. Okay, we went out only two or three times, but thats a relationship in m...”