“No one has it all figured out, especially not the people who are acting like they do and judging you because of it. Pretending to be something you aren't because you're trying to please a bunch of ...”

“I'm fresh out of fucks to give.”

“The general intellectual level of South Florida is somewhere just above "functionally retarded".”

“Leave it up to hipster nerds to pretend to hate something that they actually want”

“Ladies let me give you some advice: Men will treat you the way you let them. There is no such thing as deserving respect; you get what you demand from people,”

“If people try to judge you or shame you for doing safe, consensual things that make you happy, I can guarantee you they're bad people.”