The Cousin: Hey Tucker, you know she's French, don't you?Tucker: Oh hell no--You're French?Girl: My parents are, but I was born here. I want to move to France after graduation.Tucker: You fucking cheese-eating surrender monkey. I thought someone stunk around here. So if I start speaking German can I push you around and take all your stuff? Those hairy fucking stink-bags would be speaking Kraut right now if it wasn't for us, and they aren't the least bit appreciative. I hope they all fucking die, and your frog-sympathizing ass with them.
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