When you hear somebody call you brother too much, something terrible is about to happen. Excuse me, brother. Brother? And then I looked back, and the motherfucker had a tuxedo with the kente cloth tie. I said, uh oh. He said, I just want to ask you a couple questions. I said, What publication are you with? He said, Me? I'm with The Daily Bongo. I said, Daily Bongo? What the fuck? Who the fuck reads this? He said, Listen, brother, I just want to ask you a quick question. You understand that this year, this is a boycott for the Oscars. So I'm just wondering what made you, of all people, cross the motherfucking picket line and be here tonight? I said, Boycott? Nigga I haven't been working in ten years. What do you mean, boycott? I've been on strike, y'all niggas didn't stop working. I had to watch fucking Key and Peele do my show every night!
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Dave Chappelle was a 21st-century American comedian and actor. David Khari Webber Chappelle is an American stand-up comedian and actor. He starred in and co-created the satirical comedy sketch series Chappelle's Show (2003–2006) before quitting in the middle of production during the third season. Read more on Wikipedia →