I went to Disney World with my kids, which is a big deal for me. I don't get to see my kids so much. I do Chappelle's Show twenty hours a day, sleep for like, half an hour, raise my kids for ten, twenty minutes, and then I go back to work. Now, this particular day, I got to hook up the kids, we went to Disney World. Everybody at the park, fucking everybody, was like Hey! Hey! I'm Rick James, bitch! Hey, I'm Rick James, bitch. It's like, Hey man, hey, you mind not calling me a bitch in front of my kids? Time out, motherfucker. Can we take a day off? Even Mickey Mouse did it. I said, this is the most unprofessional shit I have ever seen in my life. I was fed up. I caught that motherfucker with an uppercut. Bop! Knocked his head clean off. Everybody was screaming. Oh my god, oh my god! Mickey Mouse is Mexican!
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Dave Chappelle was a 21st-century American comedian and actor. David Khari Webber Chappelle is an American stand-up comedian and actor. He starred in and co-created the satirical comedy sketch series Chappelle's Show (2003–2006) before quitting in the middle of production during the third season. Read more on Wikipedia →