“Listen carefully, Im going to say three words.I love you?”

“How do you tell the psychiatrists from the patients in the hospital?The patients get better and leave.”

“I wonder if whoever invented World of Warcraft realizes its practice for sociopaths.”

“Nah. I'm a tough cookie. Except for the cancer, I'm fine.”

“Listen carefully, I’m going to say three words.”“I love you?”

“I wonder if whoever invented World of Warcraft realizes its practice for sociopaths.”

“Man's greatest wisdom is to choose his obsession well.”

“Extinguish my eyes, I'll go on seeing you.Seal my ears, I'll go on hearing you.And without feet I can make my way to you,without a mouth I can swear your name.Break off my arms, I'll take hold of y...”

“All the stories I would like to write persecute me. When I am in my chamber, it seems as if they are all around me, like little devils, and while one tugs at my ear, another tweaks my nose, and eac...”