“Listen carefully, Im going to say three words.I love you?”

“How do you tell the psychiatrists from the patients in the hospital?The patients get better and leave.”

“I wonder if whoever invented World of Warcraft realizes its practice for sociopaths.”

“Nah. I'm a tough cookie. Except for the cancer, I'm fine.”

“I wonder if whoever invented World of Warcraft realizes it’s practice for sociopaths.”

“Money changes people. This process is more commonly known as trading.”

“To my fellow authors heed these words with much importance, " It is redundant for a true writer to sell their soul for literary fame, since the soul is a writer's inner voice...”

“There is always room in my life for a unicorn.(i.e. fantasy)”