“You'll grow devilish fat upon this paper-diet!”

“He who closes his ears to the views of others shows little confidence in the integrity of his own views.”

“Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.”

“In hours of bliss we oft have met:They could not always last;And though the present I regret,I'm grateful for the past.”

“Say what you will, 'tis better to be left than never to have been loved.”

“Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak.”

“If we could survive without a wife, citizens of Rome, all of us would do without that nuisance; but since nature has so decreed that we cannot manage comfortably with them, nor live in any way with...”

“When we are at peace within our marriage, the effects can be astounding! We will raise happier children, become better employees, and overall find the joy in life.”

“Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.”