“He never is alone that is accompanied with noble thoughts.”

“Drink today and drown all sorrow You shall perhaps not do it tomorrow.”

“Oh love will make a dog howl in rhyme.”

“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so?There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.”

“Be wary of strong drink, it can make you shoot at the tax collector...and miss.”

“In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.”